| ho ho ho |
[Dec. 24th, 2005|07:01 pm] |
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| You Are a Losing Lottery Ticket! | 
Full of hope and promise.
But in the end, a cheap letdown. |
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| roadtrip |
[Dec. 15th, 2005|09:52 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  complacent | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Save Ferris ~ SPAM | ] |
i'm off to the imperial valley for a few days. destination: b-town. how the heck did it become b-town? i never received that memo. anyhoo...i'll be housesitting for my parents. they are attending my brother's graduation. after today, he will be an official peace officer. i never thought he would become a correctional officer. i guess it's exciting. he'll be making bank. that will come in handy with the new baby. did i mention i'm gonna be a tia? yup. my bro's g/f is due in april. and it's a girl. i'm so excited. i am going to spoil that child.
i better cut this short. i have lots to do. i'll miss my computer while i'm away. i'll catch up with everyone when i get back. take care y'all. |
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| stolen from becka |
[Dec. 3rd, 2005|12:41 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  awake | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Social D ~ Ring Of Fire | ] |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 25th, 2005|09:33 pm] |
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| |  contemplative | ] |
ugh. so much for updating this sucker... nothing new to talk about. still working way too much. i'm so ready for some live shows. |
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| (no subject) |
[Oct. 31st, 2005|10:09 pm] |
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| |  giggly | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Medium on t.v. | ] |
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) jayceeblu's Halloween party:
blancalilia dressed as a combination.
blue_chica didn't dress up, spoilsport.
blueaura dressed as the Silver Power Ranger.
chupiwa dressed as Jennifer Lopez.
corazon_perdido dressed as a new superhero: Delta Queen.
darwin_365 dressed as James Buchanan.
drmmrgirl dressed as a bear.
eddyspeeder dressed as a End-to-end Reality Checks, Inc. employee.
kysrinaria dressed as a goblin.
leonbm dressed as Counselor Troi from "Star Trek".
mandiefavor dressed as the Viscount of Shenoxmax.
missguydid dressed as Tori Amos, though it looked more like a fat pixie.
mizrebelle dressed as a Level 12 sorcerer.
nvr_lastingtime dressed as Lindsay Davenport's sister.
quizdiva dressed as Sir Ian McKellen.
redstarthirteen dressed as a awkward cell.
sirchance dressed as the Governor of Nevada.
stercus_accidit dressed as a 1980's yuppie child.
thedrumfather dressed as Bill Clinton, and it suited them disturbingly well.
trixiedapixie dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Jeannette.
Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
Created with phpNonsense |
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| Junior's!!! |
[Oct. 27th, 2005|10:09 pm] |
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| | amused | ] |
i ordered a Raspberry Almond cake off QVC. am i sick or what? |
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| survey says |
[Oct. 25th, 2005|12:07 am] |
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| | amused | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Tonight Show | ] |
Do you have an air freshener in your car?
no..i probably need one though DITTO
Do you have plants in your room?
nope.
If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be?
hot tea with lemon
Last piece of mail opened:
my bank statement. it was depressing.
Does anything hurt on your body right now?
my feet. i spent the day with a 14 month old. she was all over the place.
What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
i couldn't tell you. i don't do taxis.
If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave?
no!
Do you own a camera phone?
yes
What were you doing at 9 pm last night?
watching a movie with Pixie
What's your favorite Starbucks drink?
java chip frappucino
Do you exercise as much as you should?
nope.
SOME STRANGE QUESTIONS:
Something purple within 5 feet of you?
my travel pillow
The sexiest item of clothing you own:
a black lace top
Your nails were last painted...:
last week
The weirdest thing you've ever heated in the microwave:
socks. i was bored.
How much Japanese do you know?
zippo.
Do you look good in yellow?
i don't own anything yellow.
Do you sing?
uh huh. in my car. it was all about monster ballads today. long live hair metal!
Ever danced naked in front of a crowd?
nope.
Is your hair long enough to chew on?
yeah but i ain't going out like that.
Least favorite color?
YELLOW
Ever had Dippin' Dots?
last month. it was my first time.
Ever played an instrument?
attempting guitar. i suck.
Ever had a H2O massage?
nope.
Do you believe in Big Foot?
sure, why not?
Ever been to a palm reader:
yup. she told me i would live to be 92. i don't know if i want to live that long.
Last Pez dispenser you purchased?
Batman
Did you have a good weekend?
not really. i'm getting over a cold.
Current yearning:
a gay sugar daddy,some new ink and cereal. in that order.
Have you ever had a black eye?
yup. i got hit by a baseball. it hurt like a mother fucker.
How is today going for you?
okay. currently watching The Tonight Show.
Any plans for tonight?
some tee vee and then sleep
Ever photograph something that was dead?
nope.
Are you ready for Halloween?
hell no.
Current disappointment:
my career. trying to change that,though. |
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| fuct. |
[Oct. 20th, 2005|11:25 pm] |
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| |  pissed off | ] |
| [ | music |
| | cars driving by | ] |
i posted a novel and it just disappeared.
i hate my life.
mac-a-fucking-roni!!! |
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| i couldn't resist |
[Sep. 15th, 2005|07:32 pm] |
| Your Daddy Is Darth Vader | 
What You Call Him: Old Man
Why You Love Him: He's the Mack Daddy |
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| can you believe it? i'm alive!!!!!!!!!! |
[Sep. 15th, 2005|07:10 pm] |
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| | grumpy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | the voices in my head (j/k) | ] |
how the hell are you? i'm okay. extremely busy but okay. my computer at home still isn't working. so it's all about surfing at work. yeah, i know that's a no-no but what can i do? it really sucks when reebie walks by and says "Get off the internet". i hate getting busted at work. anyway...i've tried updating. i usually keep the entries private. i've just finished rereading a few of them. they totally suck. i'll just have to write a novel. like you care...
eddy- i'll catch up with you later. i promise.
mizrebelle- your envelope has turned into a care package. and i ain't done with it.
missguydid- i miss you,like,un chingo. i have a new cell number cos cingular sucks nuts.
chance- i may have to order more cds. i'll be in touch. |
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| stolen from syl |
[Sep. 14th, 2005|11:10 am] |
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| | amused | ] |
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| | INXS~ Original Sin | ] |
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being. Which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A" |
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| Jessica is... |
[Aug. 2nd, 2005|02:16 pm] |
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| |  artistic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | RATT~ Lay It Down | ] |
Directions: Type "(your name) is" with the quotes, into a Google search then pick out your favorite 10 responses. Copy, then repost your responses:
1. Jessica is a lesbo.
2. Jessica is pregnant.
3. Jessica is gorgeous.
4. Jessica is popular.
5. Jessica is very generous.
6. Jessica is a good competitor.
7. Jessica is Jewish.
8. Jessica is great.
9. Jessica is a hero.
10. Jessica is straight.
thanks fuchi. |
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| i'm not a groupie! i'm a band aide. (Part 1) |
[Jul. 4th, 2005|02:58 pm] |
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| | giddy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Marisa Monte~ Amor I Love You | ] |
Is there such a thing as too much of a good time? Last week I went to four shows. That's not easy while you're trying to hold down two jobs. Can you imagine if I was going to school? Yeah well...You got a sneak peek of Carol C. of the band Si*Se. Her voice is truly amazing. I had never seen the band live. Shit, I didn't even own their c.d. before last week. The only song I was familiar with? SLIP AWAY. I felt like a poser cos there were some diehard fans there. I got to the venue sometime after 9p.m. I was a little nervous. I don't usually go to shows by myself. Still, it was freakin' Solana Beach. Who's gonna mug me in the Design District? I was actually expecting el cucuy to jump out and grab me. I did one last check for the essentials: cash,I.D.,camera. I know it's hard to believe but I'm notorious for losing shit minutes before a show. Awhile later a car pulls up next to me. The convo went something like this:
Girl in Honda~ Can we park here?
Me~ Uh, I think so. It's after hours.
G.I.H.~ Are you sure we won't get towed?
Me: Umm...well...I've parked here before.
G.I.H.~ Oh cool. Are you here for the show? Are you here to see Si*Se?
Me~ Yeah.
G.I.H.~ Alone?
Me~ (feeling like a complete loser)Yeah.
G.I.H.~ Me too! We can hang out together.
Me~ Right on. Let's go.
So my new rawk show buddy is Maria. She's originally from L.A. She also works for a Community College. We're the same age and we have similar taste in music. She's a tad bit cooler than moi when it comes to music but that's okay. I'm so glad I decided to fly solo for a change. I like her cos she likes to stand in the front. Thank You Jesus.
The Belly Up is one of the best places to see a show. The vibe was totally chill. Carol C. is absolutely beautiful in an earthy sort of way. I so envy her. I looked at the crowd. It wasn't a sell out but there were many people there on a Monday night. How cool is that? They played songs from their first c.d. At one point someone in the audeince yelled out, Bizcocho! Carol C. had a big smile on her face. The crowd went nuts while she sang and danced. I got some decent pics. I haven't finished editing them. Wanna see them? You'll have to ask me. Go ahead. I dare you. Maria and I chatted a bit after the show. We hit up the merch table. We signed up for the mailing list. Maria met the band's manager. The next thing I know I'm back stage at the Belly Up. That NEVER happens. We chilled with some Asian dude. Turned out he made jewelry. Like really cool leather jewelry. He worshipped Carol C. I think he wanted to hook her up with some goods. He was the Si*SE groupie,okay? Homeboy tripped me out...talking about how cute the bass player was. Uh huh. It's ALWAYS about the bass player. So Carol C. came out to chat with us. I'll admit I was a little starstruck. She's so beautiful. And she really is a nice person. She took pics with all of her fans. I bolted when she met up with flaming Asian jeweler dude.
Maria and I are already making plans for the next show!
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Show #2
Stephen Pearcy Band w/WASP @ The House of Blues
Oh my fucking gawd. I never thought I would go to a WASP show. I can't believe they were the headliners.
I made Pixie go to this show. I warned her ahead of time. I knew she wouldn't like it, but fuck, she owed me one. And I always collect.
If you've ever been to a HOB you know that you can see the show on the monitors. I looked up and I spotted Erik. Fuck. He was already on stage. I moved in closer to get a better view. I love the venue but I hate that you aren't allowed to take pics. I would've had some awesome pics. We made our way to the bar. Surprised? You shouldn't be. Pixie and I have a rock show ritual. As soon as we get get to the venue,it's straight to the bar for Jager shots. Mmmm good. Jager puts us in a good mood. If the music blows,we sit back and entertain ourselves. You have to be there to know what I'm talking about. I scanned the room;not really looking for anyone in particular but just people watching. It's what I do best. I swear there were dudes still stuck in the metal years. I just wanted to say,"Cut your hair. You'll look so much better with short hair". I bit my tongue A LOT. So, back to the show...I didn't recognize any of the songs cos Stephen actually has new material. I kept thinking, Wow. That's Stephen Pearcy on stage. Flashback!!! I remember watching the RATT videos on MTV. The video for Round and Round was a classic. Stephen didn't do anything for me back then. It was all about Warren De Martini,the guitar player. *sigh* I miss those days. I was getting misty eyed when I realized Erik had a guitar solo. Uyyyy. He knows how to work the crowd. They went crazy when they found out he was a local boy. Good times,man. I found myself singing along to Round and Round and Lay It Down. Pixie looked at me like I was crazy. I knew I had a cheesy grin on my face. I couldn't help it. Then this weird dude came upto us and TRIED to make conversation. I know he thought we were groupies. I was in total smart ass mode. I think we pissed him off cos he goes, "So how many kids do you have between the two of you?" I was like, "What the fuck? What kind of question is that? Pixie said I straight out busted a ghetto J-LO accent. I dunno. That happens sometimes. I don't do it on purpose. Stupid ass drunk people bring it out of me. So, I answered the question and stupid ass/weird dude left. Idiots like him bring out the ghetto fab girl in me. Who knew I could bust out a J-Lo accent? I usually try to do a Jersey girl accent. I didn't get to meet Erik after his set. He had some chicks waiting for him. I was not gonna disturb him. That just screams groupie/stalker. Oh well. At least I got to see him on stage. I was so ready to leave the joint but because I paid almost 45 fucking bucks for two tickets, WE stayed to see WASP. Let me say that I can now die happy. Yup. I saw Blackie Lawless in concert and lived to tell about it. It was so fucking theatrical. It was like watching wrestling on teevee. You know it's fake but it's so fucking entertaining. Blackie needs to quit dying his hair Jet Black. He needs to lay off the white make up. Leave that to Robert Smith and The Dresden Dolls. Someone should've told him spandex went out a long time ago. He's too old for that shit. The bass player was a hottie,tho. I bet he could teach me how to apply black eyeliner. I still haven't mastered that trick. Guys were banging there heads. Beer was flying everywhere. An old groupie was groped by three dudes. She appeared to like it. I wanted to slap her and say something like,"Don't you have any self respect?" Eww. Nasty ass crowd. Had I known I wasn't gonna meet Erik, I would have gone to see Whitesnake at 4th and B. I'm sure that would have been more entertaining. Monkey was at that show. I later found out David Coverdale kicked out my cousin. Can you imagine the lead singer stopping his song to kick out a guy for taking pictures? That's bullshit. We all know David needs the money. He can't sell out arenas anymore. |
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| uhhh...i'm tired |
[Jun. 30th, 2005|07:46 pm] |
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happy birthday to Ciarra and Chance!!!! |
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| so worth it! |
[Jun. 27th, 2005|04:25 pm] |
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i know this is last minute...
SI*SE w/special guests @ The Belly Up Tavern in Solana Beach. 8p.m. Tickets are $10 |
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| wtf? |
[Jun. 26th, 2005|04:29 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  blah | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Caifanes ~ La Negra Tomasa | ] |
What Makes You Tick?
The cosmos is giving you a golden opportunity to think more deeply about your approach to love and romance, JESSICA. Recently you've been able to understand a few of your fears, and why they are kept alive within you. Mercury and Venus conjunct before they leave Cancer on Monday. This will help put you back in touch with your own heart and with the heart of any matter that has had you confused and perplexed. Mercury then moves into Leo on Monday and Venus on Tuesday, thus sparkling up your work and lifestyle sector. This is also giving you added negotiating skills so that you can more easily talk your way in and out of anything that grabs your attention. You might also be encouraged to do some research into improving your diet and health regime, or organizing your life in general so that it works more harmoniously for you in all ways. When the Sun squares Jupiter on Friday you may find that one potential love relationship tempts you greatly in sweet and exciting ways. On Saturday you might get more than you bargained for - so be prepared. The presence of Mars in Aries continues to encourage you to sort out any financial issues. Procrastinate no more! |
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| i really hate my horoscope |
[Jun. 20th, 2005|02:45 pm] |
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| | contemplative | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Pearl Jam ~ Daughter | ] |
The Sun moves into Cancer on Tuesday, which is the official start of summer. For you, JESSICA, it adds greater emphasis to your love life and creative endeavors. Wednesday brings a Full Moon in Capricorn, which enlivens this axis of your chart even more. There could be a lot of emotion coming to the surface, especially concerning issues associated with friends and lovers. Perhaps your friends have a problem with your new lover, or one of your friends decides they would like to become your latest date. The borderlines get blurred through a depth of feeling that has been held back. This is why it isn't a good ides to rush into anything, or to make a snap judgment or decision. Wait a couple of days and you might see it oh so differently. Mars opposes Jupiter on Saturday and this will encourage you to look at your current financial situation and to try to find ways to improve it and make your money grow. But Venus also conjuncts Saturn so you may have reservations about being too adventurous. It could be that you need to think of the bigger picture rather than listen to what your friends have to say on the subject. The same goes for Sunday - you need to have faith in your own choices.
on a happier note...
Happy Birthday to John Taylor of Duran Duran. he still looks F-I-N-E. |
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| this made my day |
[Jun. 17th, 2005|11:56 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | cheerful | ] |
| [ | music |
| | me singing"it's the end of the world as we know it"... | ] |
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| happiness is... |
[Jun. 17th, 2005|08:42 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | happy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | unfortunately it's Jack Johnson on the radio | ] |
updating your L.J. from work.
Have a fabulous weekend everyone!
I'd like to send special birthday wishes to the Gemini twins missguydid and trixiedapixie . Life wouldn't be the same without you! |
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